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There’s no good way to say this, but some men like wearing pantyhose. I don’t mean in a cross-dressing, “Just call me Phyllis,” sense, but in a normal, “Well, it feels nice and boxers can be so bulky,” kind of way.
The truth is that “mantyhose”, featuring a special “male comfort panel”, caught my attention some time ago, but I kept it to myself. No point burdening all of you with a mental image that could put you off your meat and two veg. But I now see this was futile. The trend for straight men to invade female fashion territory is seemingly unstoppable. Even before manscara and guyliner there were man bras, or manzieres. Now there are umpteen websites for male nylons. One, e-MANcipate! (www.e-mancipate.net), describes itself as “a project to accelerate the acceptance of male pantyhose as a regular clothing item” with tips on how to deal with snagging (a dab of clear nail varnish, I find, fellas, and do watch those shoe buckles).
The final proof of this shift was when, at the height of the Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand fiasco, Ross was pictured wearing a swingy red coat with a clutch bag tucked prettily under his arm (below). I know man bags are not new, but I’d never seen one carried quite so girlishly before. There was even a miniature SpongeBob SquarePants hanging off the zip. But where was the bitchy derision, the piling in to kick a man and his bag when he’s down? Nowhere. Ross’s ensemble barely elicited a snigger, which must mean that acceptance is here. Ronnie Wood wears Uggs (Muggs, surely?), Ross dresses like a lady who lunches. It’s all fine.
Which is good because we’re always stuck over what to buy men at Christmas. Perhaps people like me who feel ill at the thought of a chap in American Tan should just get over it and treat the men in our lives to some pantyhose. I’ve trawled the websites so you don’t have to, and can reveal that www.comfilon.com does a very reasonable “ultrasheer” range starting at £4.40, which could make an inexpensive – ho, ho – stocking filler. The leg fabric is “smooth, just a bit shiny, and glides extremely well under trousers, massaging and energising your legs all day”.
As the man behind e-MANcipate! says, “Men have great legs, and hosiery is a great way to show them. It’s quite practical in some ways. It prevents chafing, for example, when horse riding or cycling.” Indeed, so let’s all lighten up. But I would just say to any man thinking of embracing the 20 denier that having to wear tights is one of the very worst things about being a woman. Still, if you don’t mind an itchy crackle-fest around your nether regions, then please be my guest. Oh, and don’t expect your tights to be much of a chick-magnet. In fact, I’d say that mantyhose is probably the perfect gift for the man who never wants to get laid again.
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I think it's BRILLIANT! Whatever reason they are doing it, I say GOOD ON EM! I much prefer a man who is comfortable and confident and who is willing to wear what ever he pleases, vs. one that has to pound his chest, puff up, and convince me how manly he is. If you have to convince me, I say RUBBISH!
Cyn, Boston, United States
I don't see a problem with men being able to wear what society currently considers to be a "feminine look".Most men don't know how to dress in an attractive way for women, they just go for a drab look and leave all the effort to the lady. I would like to see more men take care with their appearence
Taz, Fareham, UK
For those of us who live in warmer climes and wear shorts most of the time, I can't think of anything worse than tights worn over hairy legs protruding from beneath the shorts.
Bill Peter, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
The only time i would wear these would be whilst on the rob.....over my head!
Roy, West Sussex, uk
...but Ross is wearing a woman's coat as well as the handbag...it is his handbag...Ha Ha I would love to see him in South Bank - Middlesbrough not London - dressed like that!!!
phil durrant, york, england
Quite warm to wear in the icy Great Lakes winter. And the knee highs variety is a sure bet to keep the over-the-calf dress socks from riding down in the dress blues.
MH, Chicago,
The men's comments on this thread scare me a little. If you want to wear woman's clothes have at it, but know you are in the very tinny tiny minority of males. And yes, most men and women would consider it feminine. If you are ok with that, please continue.
Dave, Ottawa, Canada
Most guys don't wear make-up and tights because a) we don't feel a need to, and b) men who wear make-up, etc. look absolutely ridiculous, to a laugh out loud degree. Blokes who have a fetish for women's stuff will no doubt grind their stiletto heels in anger, but I'm afraid it's true, old fruits.
Stephen, Glasgow,
Ross is carrying tha handbag for his wife or some other lady, surely. No manbag I've seen looks like that.
RW, Auckland, NZ
Ok, they just want to be themselves. They like the look of pantyhose, panties, and oh, dear a garterbelt to hold up those saging nylons( with seams of course).
Ask anyone of them why they wear them and they will say the "feel", and we know what that means!
Kim, Boston,
ooooh, hello sailor!
alan, Bramley,
How many on-line retailers would be still going today if it was not for men buying lots and lots of tights..
Contact Shapings .Tightsplease..Mytights..etc and ask them what proportion of their customers are men..
Be thankful that men are buying tights as when no buys them...The factorys will close.
arcim, lincs, UK
Out wildfowling on a frozen Scottish loch, me and my pals always used to wear panty hose as a long john alternative, ( or as well on very very cold days). usually two pairs of old ones that had lost one laddered leg each cast offs from the missus.
John paulson, Frodsham, England
My grandfather, a real cowboy out west, wore pantyhose in the winter to help him stay warm as he did his cowboy chores. It wasn't a fashion choice, and there was nothing girly about him!
cutler, Central PA, USA
Henry VIII strutted about in stockings and high heels, and who'd have dared to call him girly? Fashion does change and "mantyhose" seems to me to be a case of men taking back a garment that was once exclusively theirs. I'm no metrosexual, but if men wear tights, that's fine; it's their choice.
Mark, London,
Women have many pieces that are freely "menswear-inspired." Why can't there be vice versa?
This unthinking reinforcement of archaic gender roles is anti-intellectual. Men once wore heels, women once weren't allowed to wear trousers. Welcome to 2008, leave behind your 1950s mentality, Ms. Midgely.
Charlene, London,
Its so stupid. Why did men stop tights& makeup. I don't know history of it. But I seen old pictures of men doin that., just like women. Why not?
Somewhere along the line of history , some ass said men have to waer grey/black, boring underpants , no stockings. Girls we allow to be glame not men???
johntop26, leyden,
Danielle - Let's reverse your post and see how it sounds: "I'm all for a woman being a little robust, but I want a feminine woman. No trousers, no socks, never seen without makeup. GIVE ME A BREAK! I just want a woman who is permanently glamorous, and GIRLY." Until then, let men wear what they like.
S Foster, Doncaster, UK
OK, not gonna happen here. I'm all for a man being a little sensitive, but I want a manly man. No purse, no hose, no makeup. GIVE ME A BREAK! I just want a man who is neat, clean, and MANLY.
Danielle, Hubbard, USA